I'm Michaela (nope, not Michael, or Michelle!), a flighty foundation fiend, highlighter harlot and mascara addict (fuck you alliteration), I'm always trying out the newest, best and brightest lotions, powders and goos for my own vain satisfaction.
I get overly excited by new products, and am rendered defenseless by tarty mascaras and hair gloop, flashing their pretty packaging at me, and wiggling promises of shinier, brighter, better-er right in my face. Oh, they know how to lure me in, with their shameless flirting and spunky PR girls. More often than not I am sucked in by the sweet siren call of a lip goodie, or body balm or two, try it and then immediately fall in love with it forever and ever and start planning our unholy, yet beautifully perfumed union, and life with many Michaela/lipstick/blush/serum/primer babies scampering around.
As I never shut up, and beauty bits n bobs consume my very being, my significant others have had enough of me banging on about my new fav goo to rub into my facial regions nightly (doesn't that sound just so sexy?). So to save my poor boyfriend's sanity (and to avoid comments like "is that another new lipstick? Don't you already have a red one?") I've joined the ranks of twenty-something beauty bloggers.
I buy things myself to review based on my skin's needs and cosmetic preferences. I also get sent products by brands sometimes and I write about those with just as much honesty.
When I grow up, I want to be like Lucille Bluth, with a hint of Flava Flav.
I get overly excited by new products, and am rendered defenseless by tarty mascaras and hair gloop, flashing their pretty packaging at me, and wiggling promises of shinier, brighter, better-er right in my face. Oh, they know how to lure me in, with their shameless flirting and spunky PR girls. More often than not I am sucked in by the sweet siren call of a lip goodie, or body balm or two, try it and then immediately fall in love with it forever and ever and start planning our unholy, yet beautifully perfumed union, and life with many Michaela/lipstick/blush/serum/primer babies scampering around.
As I never shut up, and beauty bits n bobs consume my very being, my significant others have had enough of me banging on about my new fav goo to rub into my facial regions nightly (doesn't that sound just so sexy?). So to save my poor boyfriend's sanity (and to avoid comments like "is that another new lipstick? Don't you already have a red one?") I've joined the ranks of twenty-something beauty bloggers.
I buy things myself to review based on my skin's needs and cosmetic preferences. I also get sent products by brands sometimes and I write about those with just as much honesty.
When I grow up, I want to be like Lucille Bluth, with a hint of Flava Flav.
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| Also, I love cake. ERMAHGERD KERK!!! |
hey Michaela... hope that is you real name
ReplyDeletei think you pretty cool, with all the funy and cool things that you do to you..
awessssoooome ha!
shame you so far....
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Who doesn't want to be Lucille Bluth when they grow up?! I've been watching season one all day.
ReplyDeleteI've been practicing my morning drinking especially!
DeleteHello There,
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hey,
ReplyDeletelove your blog!!